I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love– or to get on your partner’s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin. Jen Kirkman
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  5. I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.
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